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And now "News from the frontlines!"

The Space Police Force have done it again! We've just received word that our Boards in Blue have rescued the missing Zubes!

The SPF were tipped off by an informant who could only be identified as "The Supernova Surfer".

The Surfer tells our boys that the MOON has hired a gang of thugs called the Boogie Bots to capture high ranking officers of the Solar Federation.

The purpose of these kidnappings was unclear until the Space Police stumbled upon a sweatshop that solely manufactures boogie boards.

Located on the planet Gliese 581d, this illegal operation harbored hundreds of officials from around the Galaxy who were kidnapped and forced into serfdom.

Our brave space cadets wasted no time springing into action, kicking robo rump.

With the boogie boys behind bars, members of the Solar Federation can rest easily knowing that their protectors, the Space Police Force, remain vigilant.

Great job shredding that milky wave of justice boys! No evil doers are safe from the Timecop Beach Party!


from Transmission Received: Hang Ten!, released July 25, 2015



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