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And now "News from the Frontlines"!

A band of intergalactic insurgents calling themselves The Movement of the Outer Nebula or MOON, have kidnapped two high ranking officials of the Solar Federation. The keepers of the Scales of Justice, Libra have been taken hostage with no ransom. Officials report that Zubenelgenubi and Zubeneschmali better known as the Zube Brothers were abducted from their homes this week past.

With the Zube Brothers AWOL, the Scales of Justice have been tipped unfavorably. Giving way to an influx of vagrancy and solar senselessness.

With interstellar crime and injustice on the rise, the boys in the Space Police Force have put their efforts into hyperdrive.

The Solar Federation launches Operation Hang Ten, in the dark recesses of the Galaxy. A surprise surf assault of the enemy on all fronts.

Suffering minor casualties, the SPF liberate part of the Gliese system from the Movement adding another victory to the illustrious history of their corps. But, the MOON fiends won't give up the fight that easily. Taking refuge somewhere in the constellation of Libra, these captors are still at large.

Our very own Colonel Cosmos dispatches a group of Elite Space Police from their headquarters orbiting Saturn, to give this outlaw gang a what for! Sworn to protect time and space, this group has the right stuff to get the job done. Go get em boys! Surfs Up!


from Transmission Received: Hang Ten!, released July 25, 2015



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